9 Historical Figures Who Would've Thrived on LinkedIn
Because some legacies just scream "open to work."
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11 Historical Figures Who Would Dominate in a Thumb War
This isn't about treaties, discoveries, or legacy. It's about grip strength, mind games, and raw historical thumb power.
5 Things I've Apologized to Inanimate Objects For
Because emotional intelligence extends to toasters.
7 Social Dynamics Explained by the Ever-Complex Language of Bus Seat Choices
Bus seats are the unsung narrators of our deeply human stories. Buckle up, and let's unravel the layered nuances of our collective social psyche through the unassuming tableau of your average bus ride.
11 Apologies to My Roomba for Crimes Against Domestic Tranquility
In the quiet dance of human-roomba coexistence, apologies are the unsung lyrics murmured between the footfalls of our daily lives. Here we acknowledge these intimate missteps.
11 Micro-Aggressions at the Condiments Table: A Study in Mustard Neutrality
In the quiet chaos of a bustling buffet or a backyard BBQ, the humble condiments table stands as a battlefield of unspoken tensions and unacknowledged hierarchies. Herein lies a philosophical exploration into the micro-aggressions manifesting amidst mustard, mayo, and more.
5 Awkward Pauses I Created by Saying 'Same' at the Worst Possible Time
An exploration into the art of creating awkward silences by employing a single, misplaced word, seemingly fraught with understanding.
9 Social Apologies to Mentally Fine-Tune Before the Party Starts
Before you stumble into your next social gathering, prepare these nine apologies to pre-emptively smooth over those inevitable, if laughably minor, lapses in judgment and decorum.
9 Historical Figures Who Would've Thrived on LinkedIn
Because some legacies just scream "open to work."
5 Times I Bragged About Cooking and Ended Up Ordering Pizza
Cooking is an art, or so I've been led to believe by the charming friends who make it seem effortless. Yet, as my kitchen disasters have proven time and time again, the art of culinary deception often ends with a pizza box. Here are five humbling tales of when I'd set out to conquer the stove, only to find solace in takeout menus.
10 Arguments with Inanimate Objects That Somehow Felt Personal
We all have those peculiar moments where the inanimate seems to demand our emotional investment. Here’s a gentle exploration of ten such instances, where the mundane became almost mythical.
7 Awkward Handshakes That Made Me Question All of My Life Choices
From the clammy clasp of indecision to the overly enthusiastic — yet limp — high five, handshakes have a way of unraveling even the most composed among us. Let's dive into seven such encounters that serve as reminders that our hands are perhaps not the diplomats we imagine them to be.
4 Life Lessons I Learned from Avoiding Eye Contact on Public Transport
Public transport is a veritable classroom of human behavior, especially if you avoid eye contact assiduously. Here, I've distilled the essential life lessons learned from these silent, socially significant journeys.
5 Pairs of Pants I Optimistically Tried on After a Calorie-Dense Weekend
Let's embark on a journey through a wardrobe battlefield, whetted by a weekend of indulgence. Meet the brave pants that dared to challenge the echoes of recent feasting, leading us to the ultimate crescendo of sartorial elasticity.
9 Apologies I Made to Inanimate Objects That Deserved Better
Join me in an absurdly genuine journey of heartfelt apologies to the unsung heroes in my life: inanimate objects. From squished pillows to neglected plants, discover how saying \"sorry\" to the lifeless
8 Weirdly Specific Reasons I Refuse to Answer the Phone
In a world where communication is instant, the phone call stands as the last bastion of surprise and terror. Here are eight bewilderingly specific reasons why answering the phone is a feat I rarely ac